As a big fan of online video of gaming like AVGN, I was really looking forward to a game of him. When I pre-ordered it on Steam, I tried to not hype myself up. This way I could go in with an open mind as possible. And when I saw that one of the YouTubers I follow posted a screenshot on his Facebook fan page, I knew the game released earlier then it was planned. And man, that’s maybe what the letdown of this game is. Maybe I don’t get the humor that hold up this game but this game has various flaws that really break the game for me and make it a whole let less fun. I’m even doubting if this is a game, rather then an ode to James Rolfe. With the game next to me, I’m going to do the article in a sort of “First Impression” style. But list it under rants. Let me as a Neko Nerd rant about this will ya?
Overload of AVGN.
I wouldn’t be surprised that many people will disagree with me and like this game. But hey, let me remind you that opinions differ. I might hate a game you like. But let me know in the comments what your thoughts are on this article and the game. The first issue that I have with the game is the terrible scripting.
If this is a game to honor the work of James Rolfe, I think they made a serious design flaw. But it was a difficult thing to do. Do you make a terrible game like the one James always reviews? Or do you make a great game with terrible games in it? They went for the last option but clearly, the execution is more leaning to the first.
I get that James is sucked into a shitty game but that doesn’t excuse the overuse of bad words that public television has to censor. Each one-liner is in this game. And without the voice of James Rolfe to give it character, the annoyance factor kicks in fast.
The first issue is already present at the option screen. This option screen is terrible to work with. Also, this game doesn’t offer any setting to customize your keyboard settings. And the lay-out is laughable. It’s a shame to admit that I have an AZERTY keyboard and I promise you, the lay-out of the keys makes the game even harder then it’s already now. In addition to that, I have something nitpicky. “Clear Save DataX”. What in the name of game design is that “X” doing there? And why are the stats on that same page? -Sigh- This is going to be harsh.
It didn’t take long or I finished the tutorial level. One thing I have to give this game credit for is the fact that this game is really good with it’s source material. But like I mentioned before, they gone way to much overboard.
Graphically, the immersion in the game isn’t really working. While this game gives off a 8/16 bit vibe, the exploding enemies and various other animations are more modern. Also, many things are changed as a reference towards a review of James.
This game is extremely difficult. I love myself some challenge, and I often play a platformer but this game just isn’t my slice of cake. You barely have any room to move around or carefully plan your strategy. Everything goes way to fast. And the instant death blocks are just a pain in the ——! There are way to many of them.
There is something I like though is the music. The is extremely well done. I love the soundtrack to this game and in some levels I even want to rip it from the game and put it in my music library. And the sound effects and all that are pretty great too.
But then I go back to the other stuff. While the controls are pretty responsive, the pause menu is a bit frustrating. When you open the menu, you can continue with the same button you opened it. But when you want to exit the level, you need to go to the option for it and press the action button instead of that menu opening key.
Be warned! There is a nudity level in this game. And it’s shamelessly using the games James reviewed in that one Atari episode. Playing it just made me feel unpleasant. Like the level design. It’s great yet way to full of enemies. Not clear which one you can kill and which ones you can’t.
And I sometimes was even able to kill an enemy and later in the same level, it couldn’t be killed. Like the bubbles. Well, that brings me to a major level design flaw in this game. This might maybe be just me but remember what I said about overdoing it? Well, the levels are named after some popular reviews of AVGN. That’s great. Just, you see more Mario type things suddenly appearing in a CastleVania level? What happened here? A game cross over?
Another plus is that the game doesn’t go back to the desktop when I clicked here on my browser to continue writing the review. I’m so glad they added that feature.
Also, I’m disappointed in the fact that everything is a platform level. At least, every 10 levels I played. There are also other characters but I have yet to unlock them. And I haven’t used the power-ups since I barely find them. Maybe that’s because I’m playing on a certain difficulty. At least there is level selection and check points so that makes my pain a bit less hard to bear.
In conclusion I can say this. This game is a mediocre game. It’s not worth the current price. Nearly 15 bucks is a bit too high. The game isn’t that good quality for that. A price like 7,5 would be way better. This game needs some polishing. Like adjustable controls and a revision of the level design. Is a worth a play? Yes, it’s not terrible, I’m enjoying it but even with the low expectations, I’m disappointing. I feel that they could have done a lot more then what is in the game. It feels lacking in terms of content. Since it’s only platforming. Also, the high difficulty might be a turn off to some. But I’m sure that the nudity level is one of the biggest turn offs! There is nothing wrong with nudity but a whole level and presented like that is just overboard.
Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed this little rant of mine. I’ll do my best to finish and beat this game so I can fully review it. But this game’ll not be beaten soon since I have a minor disliking for it like shown. But I’m starting to add to something I finished. Jonez out.